The title does not mean I have got all clever (if anything I have got dafter), it is just the main points of this weekend. We went cycling on Saturday in -6 degree temperatures, Saturday was my 50th birthday and 28 is the total mileage I have cycled this weekend.
As I have set myself a target for weight loss I wanted to make sure I got out for a ride this weekend. Now I must admit the cold was not my first concern, my first concern was the ice on the roads and trails etc. Having had a fall on Christmas eve on black ice and already suffering with dodgy knees a fall on ice was the last thing I wanted so I decided on a fairly flat ride to Hurn forest. The downside to this there a large element of road cycling (3.3 miles in one direction) and the road fairly busy single carriageway for some of the route. On the up side to this at least it clear from ice and snow.
Well thankfully the ride went fairly well, we (the wife came on the ride with me) used the pavements where possible, decided I rather risk an icy pavement than an argument with a car! The first section of bridleway is tarmac and that was a sheet ice, over the common the main paths were snow (as in a couple of inches nothing like the foot or so found around the rest of the country) and ice. On one footpath we found our path blocked in the narrowest section by a generator and its fuel tank. Seem the local electric company had to use some generators to provide power so decided the best place to put it was on the narrow footpath. After a quick trample through the undergrowth we were able to continue.
The path through the forest was a simple affair, I knew where most of the major puddles (now ice) were so was able to avoid most of them. In the end we had an uneventful ride to the gate at the end of the forest. Now we had a choice, ride back the roadway, or go back the way we came, we had a little debate about it, wife wanted the road route I wanted to go back the way we came. In the end I used “its my birthday” card (its my birthday so you have to do what I want) and we went back the way we came. I was surprised to find when we got home that the ride had totalled 18 miles (going back the road way is a 16 mile route) no wonder the wife was complaining her knees hurt.
During the ride at no time was I cold, in fact the coldest I was was when I got home and put the bikes away in the shed, it only took 10 minutes but I was bloody frozen.
With the forecast of more snow I was not expecting to ride on Sunday, but the forecasted wind and snow were not to be seen, it certainly was not as cold as the previous day so I opted for a short ride over the local heath. While it is a shorter ride than the previous days ride, it is certainly not flat ride though. There one particular hill which I can normally complete in the saddle, but not today, not when the entire path is covered in 3″ thick ice, so that was a careful walk along its edges. One of the hills I enjoy riding down was also covered in ice from top to bottom with the exception of about 20ft section half way down so again that was another little walk. The rest of the ride was made up of riding through rutted frozen paths and carefully riding over large creaking frozen puddles. I made it safely home without damage to me or the bike, so hopefully the 28 miles of riding will help with tomorrow weigh in.
As I mentioned earlier it was my birthday yesterday, the ripe old age of 50 and I had this thought as I was riding across Parley Common, how many 50 year old’s come out on there birthday in minus 6 degree temperature and rides and bike across there local heathland, answer on a postcard please.
Decided that I will carry an old camera with me when I go out riding, while the mobile phone has a camera it is not the best, I have an old point and shoot digital which I will take with me in future. Would like to carry my SLR but can’t risk damaging it if I fall off.

Fire Trail through the trees

Path across Canford Heath

My bike having a scenic rest